burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via greed)

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork, via feat)

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

(via due-lupi)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via shouldnt)